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Things Happen

In a Stepford Wives world bus driving would be a breeze. The kids would line up at their bus stop, greet the driver politely, and then find their seats. They would stay sitting, facing forward while chatting quietly with their seatmate or, perhaps, getting their homework done early. They wouldn’t get up until the bus has come to a full stop and the air break has been set. They would get off and wait in a group twelve feet in front of the bus until I give them the signal to cross. Yes, that is the Stepford Students version of things. As nice as that sounds to me on many days, in the end it would make bus driving unbearably boring. While a lot of what I just described does occur at one level or another, the truth is, things happen.

A couple of days ago I had picked up my 50 elementary students and was just pulling in to the high school. Twelve big kids got on there. When I was preparing to pull away from the curb, I saw Bella, one of my elementary students, walking up the aisle. I couldn’t leave until she was back in her seat. Feeling a little of the usual afternoon orneriness—the after-school energy level of the kids fills the bus with electricity—I asked a little brusquely, “What’s up?” This girl is bright and has quiet, knowing, eyes. She knew better than to be wandering around the bus right then.

“Lessy is eating,” she said.

“What?!” I had just lectured the kids that there would be no more eating on the bus. I was tired of sweeping up their discarded trash. I reached for the intercom to give Lessie a public lecture. Just as I lifted the mic I noticed that Bella was reaching for the paper towels resting on top of my big rearview mirror. What are you doing?” I asked. “Did Jessie spill something while she was eating?” I wondered why it was Bella up front getting the paper towels if it was Lessie who did the spilling.

“Lessy is bleeding,” she said.

“Bleeding? I thought you said ‘eating.’”

Bella smiled. “Do you have any band aids?” She was really looking after her friend.

I put the mic back glad that I hadn’t started yelling at Lessie yet.

A couple of weeks ago it was Valentine’s Day. When the bell rang, kids poured out of the school carrying the Valentine’s Day Boxes they had created. The boxes were adorable. I saw horse boxes, monster boxes, bear boxes (complete with fur), Barbie boxes, Minecraft boxes, and so many other great examples of creativity. The kids were all smiles and good vibes feeling the joy after their class parties that had been complete with valentine cards, candy, and chocolate. There’s hardly enough room on the bus for the kids by themselves; with their valentine’s boxes they were really jammed into their seats. In one seat I could barely see the three 1^st graders underneath their boxes. They grinned up me.

Once again I was just getting ready to pull away from the curb when I saw a student walking up the aisle. “Hayley, get back in your seat. We’re leaving!” I became more annoyed when she ignored me. She’d never given me a bit of trouble before. When she arrived at my seat I snapped out a, “What?”

“My hand is stuck.”

“Your hand is what?”

“My hand is stuck.”

She raised her hand. I stared. It was inside a very pretty valentine’s box. “Well, pull it out,” I said, with a mixture of impatience and laughter.

“I can’t,” she answered, calmly. Her calmness calmed me a little. She had put her hand in through the slit where you were to slide valentine cards.

Ignoring the bus that was waiting behind me for me to get going, I took the box under my arm and pulled on her wrist. She was right. Her hand was really stuck. The cardboard of the box was thick. If I tried to yank her hand out it would hurt her.

“I’m going to have to rip the box to get your hand out. Is that okay?” I asked because her box was decorated so prettily.

“Yes,” she answered, with that same calmness.

After some careful effort, I managed to rip and loosen the opening enough for her to pull her hand out. That was a new one for my bus.

Just a few days later I had completed the journey from the school, over the ridge, to our small town. I was making my way through the usual stops enjoying how the bus was getting quieter and quieter as each group of kids got off. I pulled up to Topper’s stop and opened the door. In my mirror I saw Topper, a fourth grader, making his way to the front. Just then Alicia jumped up beside me.

“Do you want to hear a joke?” she asked excitedly. She was in my way so that I couldn’t see the stairs and door.

“Alicia, this is not the time to tell me a joke. Get back in your seat. You can tell it to me in a minute when everyone else is off the bus.”

As I said these words I became aware of the noise of struggling on the steps. When Alicia moved, to my horror, I saw Topper trapped in the doors which I had inadvertently shut on him. Half of him was outside and the other half was inside. These doors cannot do any harm, but I could see that Topper was frightened and confused as to why the doors had shut on him. In my distraction with Alecia I had pressed the “Close” button too soon. Of course I checked to make sure Topper was okay and apologized profusely, but he will probably never trust me again.

On days when Joey decides to give a concert with her whistle, or the kids in the middle are throwing a coat around the bus, or the Sinclair sisters are calling my name because one of them is “being mean” I feel like a Stepford version of students would be nice. But when I really think about it, if things didn’t happen, I would have no stories. And a life without stories is no life at all.

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Say My Name

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I’ve never prided myself on my memory. In some odd ways I have a great memory. I can remember the plotlines of movies I watched 50 years ago. Ironically, I struggle with people’s names. I like people. People are important to me. That’s because I am one of them. Yet, in the grocery store I will have people come across me in an aisle, greet me by name, and chat. While we are talking, I’ll be wracking my brain for any memory of them to no avail. I am not famous in any way, so I don’t know why the person speaking to me knows my name and I don’t know his. I feel bad when this happens because the person speaking to me is usually very friendly and a person I would like to know. I wonder what is wrong with me. You would think this problem would make it hard to be a bus driver where I have so many children’s names to remember. Surprisingly, when it comes to the bus, remembering names is something I do pretty well.

Learning the names of all my bus kids is no small feat. After all, there are eighty of them. Learning their names doesn’t happen all at once. This year I began a new route. I didn’t know even one of the children getting on my bus. As I looked in my mirror at the animated faces of so many kids my heart sank. Learning their names seemed an impossible task. Not one to give up easily, I searched for a way to make the impossible possible.

First, I have to get all their names on paper. This is a matter of procedure for bus drivers in our district. At the beginning of the year we hand out sheets to the students to be taken home that requests names, ages, grades, addresses, and telephone numbers. Getting all of the sheets back is no easy task and is never fully successful. But when I start giving out candy bars for a returned sheet, things begin to happen.

Now that I have all the names in my hand, I still have the problem of figuring out which name goes with which face. Since the Rider sheet organizes names by stops, I am able to compartmentalize certain names to certain bus stops. This helps immensely. Two or three weeks drag on as I try to make connections between a face and a name. It’s important for me to say the name out loud as I see the child get on the bus. This would be no big deal except that the kids hear my struggle and don’t understand it.

“Um, what’s your name again?” I ask the kid with blond, curly hair. The look of disappointment on his face is heart-breaking and aggravating. Heart-breaking because clearly my not knowing his name has hurt his feelings. Aggravating because he’s too young to understand that he’s just one of eighty kids I’m trying to keep straight.

“Your name is McKell? I ask a second grader with freckles and a bob.

“NO!” she yells and walks back to her seat in a huff without telling me what her name is.

Once, in my frustration, I yelled back, “Do you know everyone’s name on the bus?” She actually stopped and considered. It was clear she didn’t. Still, she didn’t give me a break and climbed into her seat with a tired sigh.

I finally had to resort to my old trick to get the kids to help me more—candy bars. As the kids got off the bus, if I said their name right, I would give them a Hershey Bar. If I couldn’t say their name without their help, no candy bar. This motivated them to tell me their names and help me find a way to remember them. I didn’t make a general announcement, but after the first couple of candy bars were given out word spread fast. Kids were stopping at my seat and looking at me intensely. If I couldn’t remember a child’s name, she was motivated to tell me and not just walk away angry. This was very effective in reaching my goal. Now I know all their names—all eighty of them.

Being able to call them by name isn’t just a party trick. It’s important. When I see someone misbehaving while I’m driving, it’s important to be able to say their name to get their attention.

“LeeAnn. Turn around and sit down!” I say into the intercom. She whips around and plops into her seat.

What is even more important is the moment of self-esteem hearing their names gives them. They know they’ve been seen and acknowledged.

At the elementary school in the morning as they are all trundling off the bus, I’m busy watching them in my mirror as they file forward. That’s when I’m calling out their names (before they reach me and turn their backs to go down the steps).

“Have a good one, Sara.”

“See you later, Aaron.”

“Careful on the steps, Maycee.”

“I love the earrings, Cali.”

Most don’t say anything in return—they don’t even look at me—a but the look on their faces tells me they heard their name and feel good about that.

When the end of the line of kids is nearing I see a little gal with blue eyes and two buns on top of her head. I know her but her name won’t come to mind. I call out the name of the boy in front of her, but then hesitate as I struggle for her name. The girl slows down almost imperceptibly as she nears me. Her body language tells me that she really wants to hear her name before she passes. It’s a great relief to me when her name suddenly flashes into my mind.

“Charley,” I say, warmly.

Just like that her face brightens, her pace quickens, and she is off to school.

Yes, knowing their names is important.

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“What’s Going On?”

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Being a bus driver is much like being the captain of a ship. You are ultimately responsible for the safety of the ship and those on it. It begins each morning before the initial bus run. Even in the pitch black of a December morning I have to do a bus safety inspection. This involves checking the oil and coolant levels, checking the tire inflation, making sure the air brake will pop when the air level gets low, checking all of the many required light systems and more. Does the emergency door open? Do the emergency window alarms work? The purpose is to make sure my bus can safely and dependably carry the children to and from school. If something goes wrong, it’s all on me, the captain.

Being the captain also means I have to solve problems that may occur in the course of my daily runs. This can be something simple like helping tie a shoe.

I’m sitting in the driver’s seat when the tiny second grader asks me for help. I pat my leg and she places her foot on my thigh so I can tie her laces in a double knot.

That’s an easy one.

Early this year I was subbing an elementary route in a raging blizzard. Even after clearing the windshield, and with the windshield wipers going full bore, I only had a small clear space to see through. I couldn’t remember where the first turn was. I asked the kids for help, but it was such a whiteout that they could be sure either. It was only after I made a best-guess turn that they informed me, “This is the wrong street.” That wouldn’t have been so bad except that the street turned out to be a dead end. While staring at the ditch at the end of the narrow road with forty vociferous kids behind me I had to decide what to do. It was simple. I had to find a way to turn the bus around without backing into any cars or knocking down mailboxes. The solution was simple, but in a snowed-in forty-foot beast it wasn’t easy.

Some situations are trickier.

I’m at the end of my bus run far out in the country of a town that is ten miles south of the city where the school is. Who should be my last two riders are walking to the front of the bus to get off at their country lane. I notice a kindergarten age boy walking up the aisle with them. I am alarmed.

“Who is that?” I ask.

The teenage girl and her brother shrug and get off. This is my problem, not theirs.

I alter my question. “Who are you?”

The little boy whispers something.

“What?”

“Jimmy Spinder,” he says, a little louder.

The school year is only a week old and I’m still not sure who’s supposed to be on my bus and who isn’t. Did this boy just not get off at the correct stop earlier or is he supposed to be on one of the other two buses that bring kids to this small town?

“Do you know which bus you usually ride?”

The boy shrugs. “I think it’s this one.”

“I haven’t seen you before. Have you seen me?”

The boy shrugs.

“Do you know where you are supposed to get off?”

“Yes,” he says proudly. “I get off at the dairy.”

Ah, that’s the other bus that comes to this small town. In fact, the dairy is only three miles away. I get on the radio and call the other bus driver. “Bus 17,” I say, “I have your Jimmy Spinder on my bus.”

I’m thinking I’ll just run him out to the dairy and drop him off when Bus 17 says, “I don’t have a Jimmy Spinder on my bus.”

I sit for a confused moment trying to figure this out. The answer comes from another bus driver who has been listening in. “Which dairy?” she asks.

I look at the boy and say, “Do you live in Levan or Nephi?”

“Nephi,” he says.

I roll my eyes. This boy really got on the wrong bus. He’s about twenty-five miles from the other dairy where he is supposed to be. What to do? I have another job starting in fifteen minutes. I can’t take him all the way to the other dairy. That will take an hour. Fortunately Bus 17 is going back into Nephi. We arrange a meeting place and transfer the boy. He gets home safely to his very worried mother who has already been calling the school to find out where he is.

Some situations are just strange

On another morning I am cruising slowly up the street to pick up my last stop of kids. I can see all fifteen of them lined up nice and neat watching as I approach. Suddenly, a big yellow cat wanders out in the road in front of me. I press the brake and my bus squeaks to a stop. I think the cat is going to keep crossing until it is out of my way. Instead, it stops right in front of me and sneezes violently three times.

“Poor cat has allergies,” I say to anyone sitting up front who might be listening.

With the sneezes done, I think he will continue crossing the road. He doesn’t. Instead, he raises his nose high in the air and tilts his head this way and that. This is one strange cat. Suddenly he sneezes again. In the yellow rays of the morning sun filtering through the tree limbs I see cat spit shoot up into the air like a fountain. I shake my head in empathy, but begin to turn the wheel to see if I can get the bus around this poor cat without squishing it under my duals. My kids are going to be late for school. Suddenly a fourth-grade girl leaps out of the line and runs out into the road. There’s a cat in danger and a bus that needs saving. She is just the one for the job. She scoops the large cat up in her arms and moves him to the side of the road. She then runs back to take her place in line.

What a little superhero. She solved the problem before the captain figured out a solution. It’s good to have people with initiative on the crew.

Sometimes ordinary confusion and extraordinary confusion are hard to tell apart.

I’m riding on another driver’s morning run to learn his route. I’m chatting with the driver while the kids laugh, chat, and tease behind us. I hear a girl calling out louder than the other kids. I wonder if she had had too many bowls of Sugar Bombs cereal for breakfast. After a few more blocks I hear the little girl again.

“What’s going on?” she yells.

I wonder what it is she’s playing. We’re stopping to pick up his last four children when I again hear, “What’s going on?” I ignore the overly energetic girl but notice the smell of hot coolant in the bus. I know the smell of bus coolant well, but usually don’t smell it in the bus. As the driver brakes to a stop, I tell him I am going to go back and see where the smell is coming from.

I quickly identify the girl who has been yelling because as I walk back, she meets my eyes and yells one more time, “What’s going on?” I can see confusion and fear on her face. As the bus brakes to a stop my shoes are suddenly awash in steaming, green coolant as it runs up the aisle to the front of the bus. The coolant runs through the heaters that are under some of the seats and fans blow the warm air. Apparently, the hose to the heater under her seat has broken and coolant is pouring into the bus. It’s no wonder this poor girl is wondering “What’s going on?”

The bus driver is a good captain. He stops the bus with a splash as the coolant hits the dash at the front. He radios and reports the problem to the transportation supervisor. He opens the front door and has the kids outside move back so they won’t be caught up in the flow of coolant which flows in a small waterfall down the bus steps. Then both of us help the kids off the bus. The driver counts to make sure we have them all. About this time another bus pulls up and we escort the kids onto it so they can finish their ride to school. It all goes pretty smoothly considering.

Bus driving has a weight of responsibilities, but it is usually pretty straightforward—pick the kids up and drop them off. It can be boringly routine. The universe takes care of “boring” with the “What’s going on?” situations. It may be anything from a foot in your lap with a shoe needing tied or steaming, green coolant splashing down your aisle. It could be a sneezing cat holding your bus hostage or a little, misplaced kindergartener and neither you nor he knows where he lives. “What’s going on?” is a question a bus driver needs to get used to. Finding the answer and a solution makes the job more satisfying than many would believe it could be. It’s all part of the bus driving adventure.

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“Bye. Love You!”

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On my school bus this year I carry pre-school and kindergarten, 1^st to 5^th grade, and then about twelve high schoolers. For me, it’s a crash course in childhood development. The funny thing is, I’ve lived all those ages myself, but at 62 you forget most of the details of what it was like.

The one pre-schooler I take to school is too small to even climb the precipitously steep bus steps by herself. Her 8^th grade sister helps her up and then buckles her into the front passenger side seat. Often I can tell she’s been crying as her mother has gotten her ready to catch the bus. She sits next to her kindergarten sister who still wishes she was being buckled into a seat. They are both cute as buttons.

At other stops kindergarteners walk to the bus carrying backpacks as big as they are. Often, worried parents are watching as they climb the steps. These little people are fresh and innocent. Their eyes are bright as they say hello to me and ask if I remember their names. They love sitting next to their new found kindergarten friends. It’s like a playdate on the way to and from school. I hear all kinds of imaginings being spoken along with shouts and gleeful laughter. This sounds nice, but sometimes they get so loud and rambunctious I struggle a little to keep my calm.

The 1^st through 5^th graders are a wonderful menagerie of faces who pass by me on their way on and off the bus. There are usually a lot of smiles and a couple of sweet “Good morning, Tory.”

I definitely see a rise in sophistication from 1^st to 5^th grade. In general their innocence level falls while their intellectual and emotional complexity grows. All of the growth is within the bounds of childhood, but I’ve learned it must be taken seriously. Many children are neighbors and they bring their outside relationships onto the bus with them. This means many are friends and love to sit near each other. Of course, the opposite is true, too. I’ve already been informed by my supervisor that she has gotten a call from a mother asking that I make sure that so-and-so doesn’t sit near another child.

I know that most of these elementary students dream of the day they will be high schoolers. Although the high schoolers are just older children to me, the elementary kids look at them and see maturity, sophistication, and freedom. These children are so enamored with the idea of being a teenager that even if they looked in my driver’s rearview mirror and saw what I saw they would misinterpret it as “coolness.”

What do I see? I see a group of teens in the back who are unnecessarily isolated from their classmates, staring at their phones. I sense an invisible cloud of anxiety around them in the form of questions they have: Am I popular? Am I cool? What if I say the wrong thing? Compared to the exuberant elementary children in front of them, they look utterly miserable.

My last stop, at the intersection of a lonely, paved country road and an even lonelier gravel road, is where a pair of siblings get off. The big sister is 15 and in 9^th grade. Her little brother just turned 13 and is in 7^th grade. These two are unusual among the morose group of “big” kids. I hardly ever know they are back there until, as we approach their stop, they get up and start working their way to the front closing all the windows as they come. I’ve never asked them to close the windows; they just do it because they come from exceptional stock.

On this day sister comes forward alone. She sits near me and we chat as I pull up to the gravel lane. As I open the door she looks back and says, “Where’s my brother? I think he’s sleeping back there!”

I find this amusing. I’m used to small kindergarteners falling asleep on the way home, but not a more sophisticated middle schooler. She strides quickly back and I see her shaking someone behind the seat. Suddenly a head with confused eyes appears. “I scared him,” she says with a laugh as she runs up the aisle and gets off the bus. I watch with concern as brother stumbles up the aisle. At one point he falls over into a seat. Apparently his leg is asleep.

“Are you going to be able to make it home?” I ask. His house is a mile up that gravel road.

“I’ll crawl if I have to,” he answers with a sleepy grin.

He makes his way down the steps then turns and waves. “Bye. Love you!” he calls.

I raise my eyebrows. Had a sophisticated middle schooler just told me, his bus driver, that he loved me? His body language tells me that he realizes what he just said. Rather than make it awkward I just smile, wave big, and say “See you later.”

I shut the door and drive on. I know that he is planting a palm slap on his forehead and thinking, “Love you?”

What he doesn’t know is that he made my day. He didn’t just make me laugh; he let me know he comes from an affectionate family where “See ya, Mom,” or “See ya, Dad. Love you!” is so common that it slipped out to his bus driver during a sleepy moment. The world needs more mistakes like that.

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If My School Bus Route Were a Woman

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If my bus routes were women my date last year was a woman who liked reading books in the park and taking long walks on the beach. She might surprise you with a water balloon sneak attack on a hot day, but not often enough to make you nervous.

My afternoon bus route last year consisted mainly of picking up a large load of kids and dropping them off relatively in town. By the time I left town I would only have ten to fifteen kids, depending on the day. My route then meandered on long country roads through alfalfa fields and past grazing cows who may or may not have looked up when I honked at them. Many of the kids would move up near me to chat. It was a pleasant route to end the day.

My date this year is a woman who is pretty enough, but high maintenance. She wants to spend a lot of time with me, which is pleasant, flattering even. She can dance like no other and has great taste in clothes. It’s just that I better pay attention to the hidden meanings in her conversation. Oh, and don’t not notice that she had her hair done. Time with her is exciting, but fatiguing.

Unlike last year’s route, where I picked up big loads and got rid of them quickly, except for the few with whom I meandered through the countryside, this year I pick up one large load and we are together for sixteen long miles. The difference is like taking your wife and child out to dinner at a quiet restaurant four blocks away versus loading your wife and eight kids into a van and driving across the country on a family vacation. It’s an entirely different commitment level.

It takes a while to load fifty to sixty middle school students. They have seating assignments, but I gave up on trying to enforce them within a couple of weeks. Once the chaos of seating is over I get the bus rolling. I cruise at about 5 mph through the circus of the school grounds. There are other buses coming and going, kids crossing the bus lanes in and out of the crosswalks, and new sixteen year old drivers trying to force their parent’s cars into the driveway between the buses.

It’s not until I exit school property and turn onto the city street that I begin to feel the pressure of all those kids behind me. I can feel their energy pressing at the walls of the bus, pushing me toward the windshield. It’s just potential energy, but it could ignite at any moment.

I have a short stint on the Interstate before I exit. At the exit I turn onto a highway that will take me up over the ridge to the small town where these kids live. This is the point of no return. If I were in The Matrix this is the scene where I have to choose between the red pill and the blue pill. Once I make the turn there is no turning back.

I’m speaking quite literally. Highway 28 is well-enough maintained, but it’s just two lanes with no shoulder and no turnouts. Just a few feet to my left semi-trucks come roaring by at 70 mph. Just a few feet to my right is the edge of the road with an incline that will roll the bus should drift that way. If the bus breaks down I’m stopped in my lane with 65 kids, worrying about being rear-ended.

On the highway the kids have an advantage over me. I have nowhere to stop to correct behavior problems that may arise. In such a narrow lane I can hardly glance in my mirror to see what’s going on in the back of the bus. If the kids ever understood the bad situation I am in on the highway I could be in real trouble. Bus drivers have State secrets.

When I commit to the highway I focus on the road. The kids behind me are talking, laughing, teasing, yelling. I’ll check my mirror briefly at times. Usually I see a kind of motion among the seats, like choppy seas, although most students stay out of the aisle like I demand. Sometimes I catch a glimpse of hat being stolen from behind and a kid turning to pursue it. Other times I detect a basketball arcing across the aisle. I can get on the intercom and address these issues verbally. So far that’s been enough.

When I top the ridge I can see our little town sitting like a green splotch amid the miles of yellow grasses. It’s just five miles away. Did I say “just”? There’s the saying, “so close, yet so far away.” There is wanting to buy a hamburger, but being a dollar short. There is needing to use the toilet, but somebody beat you into the stall, and you can tell they are sitting there browsing on their phone.

As I feel the energy in the bus growing (I see somebody hop seats) the miles become longer. The bus is moving in slow motion. I hold out my hand and reach, but town ignores me and looks the other way (“Tory, Bart is swearing”). Oh, just let me make it to town one more time.

Finally I reach the sign telling me of the lower speed limit ahead. I slow down to 35 mph as I reach the park. I make a right turn, two blocks, and then a left. Half a block later I stop and open the door. As the first large group of kids get off the pressure is released. The bomb is defused. The world isn’t going to end after all. I will hear the birds sing tomorrow.

I actually like driving bus. Believe it or not, I enjoy getting to know the kids. Many of them are pleasant, and some are downright polite. But to get to the enjoyment part you have to be able to deal with the pressure. The pressure is real . . . especially during that last five miles.

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Is Thad Danielson On the Bus?

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We have two-way radios on our buses. These come in extremely handy for taking care of bus business.

On Monday mornings the transportation supervisor will announce the weekly activity runs and which sub drivers are driving for who. He does it during the morning run when all the drivers are in their buses where they can hear the radio. A captive audience is very convenient.

The drivers use the radios to alert other drivers of problems on the roads or to confirm changes in driving schedules and so forth. Sometimes there is just some friendly chit chat.

Each of the schools in the district have radios specifically to communicate with the buses. Quite often a school will call a bus to alert them to a student who is on the way to the bus late. Other times bus drivers returning from a field trip need to contact the school to let them know the will be arriving ten minutes late. This allows the school to prepare to hold the kids until the buses are ready for the afternoon run.

Life on the buses without he radios would be much more difficult. Even so, there is one radio call that always makes me sweat.

“Bus 13 this is Redcliffs Elementary.”

I know what’s coming. It’s usually something like, “Did Thad Danielson get on your bus?”

Why would this be something to make me sweat? There are a couple of reasons. First, just being able to hear what the caller is saying is a challenge. In the mornings my bus is relatively quiet, even with a load. Understandably this is because it is the morning—the kids have just woken up. They are groggy and haven’t had much stimuli yet.

Fast forward to the afternoon. The kids come running out of the school screaming as they come. I’m not exaggerating. I’m not sure what goes on in schools nowadays, but . . . wait a minute . . . we did the same thing fifty years ago. Never mind. Anyway the kids come screaming to the bus. Once on the bus all that energy bounces off the ceiling, floor, and walls. It’s hard to hear a call on the radio even when it’s turned way up.

“Hey everyone, quiet down,” I say into the intercom.

No one hears.

“Hey, be quiet! I can’t hear the radio.” I try to make eye contact with the kids in my mirror, but they’re popping in their seats like popcorn in a pan.

Finally I go with the nuclear option.

“SHUT UP!” I yell into the intercom.

Yes, those aren’t nice words. In fact I don’t let my kids use those on the bus. But sometimes they’re the only words the kids can hear in their frenzy. We have an understanding and still love each other afterward.

Finally, when I can hear, I ask the office to repeat the name.

Now the second problem. I possibly have 70 kids on the bus. The office lady is asking if one of them got on the bus. How am I supposed to know that? I could just get on the intercom and ask for that child, right? I try that as a last resort sometimes, but it’s hard to decipher the “Yes, he is’es” from the “No, he’s nots” I get from the kids trying to be helpful.

A better way is to pay attention to each kid getting on the bus. This is made more difficult by the kids who want to stop and talk with me as they get on. In the blink of an eye I miss two or three as they run by. The other problem is that it’s assumed that the bus driver knows the names of all the kids. Can you memorize the names of 70 kids? Kids you only actually see for a few seconds each day as they get on and off the bus? Kids who may only ride the bus two times one week, take two weeks off, then suddenly show up again? As one who can’t keep the names of the children who live in his own house straight, this is difficult for me.

Did Thad Danielson get on my bus? I think fast of all the faces I saw flash past me a moment ago. Yes, I saw him. Wait. That was yesterday I saw him. I think.

I better check on the intercom.

“Is Thad Danielson back there?”

“Yes!” some scream.

“No!” others scream.

I don’t see his face, and I think it was today that I didn’t see him get on the bus, so I go with “no.”

“No, Thad Danielson didn’t get on the bus,” I radio back.

“It’s okay. We found him,” the office lady says.

“Thanks a lot,” I mutter. All that work for nothing.

“What was that?” the lady says.

“Nevermind,” I say, remembering to take my thumb off the “talk” button this time.

We’ve never lost a kid, yet. But it’s always a worry.

“Thank you!” the office lady radios.

“Why is she thanking you?” asks the third grader with the blue glasses sitting in the front seat.

“I don’t know. She’s just cool I guess,” I say.

He nods his head while I pop the break and we begin our journey home.

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Bus Driver Diaries: Where’s the Pee?

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In the afternoons my first job is to pick up about seventy elementary students. They come running—sometimes screaming—to the bus. As a bus driver you have to be up for this. I deliver all but about ten of them in two stops: Blessed Happy Stop Number One and then Happy Stop Number Two. I call out these names each afternoon over the intercom. I’m pretty sure the kids don’t know that I named the stops for how I feel about them getting off, not how they feel getting off.

Next I stop at the high school and junior high school where I pick up fifty or so secondary students. Most of these are on for a fairly short ride of no more than three miles in three stops: Turkey Trot Stop, Red Cliffs Twice, and finally Grand Central Station.

At this point I am down to those ten elementary students and a four or five secondary students. We head out into the country where we travel back and forth on country roads another twenty-five miles to deliver the rest. The bus is normally much quieter at this point and the ride isn’t unpleasant.

A couple of weeks ago the “country” kids were singing and laughing and making a bit of a ruckus. One of them decided that we should take turns telling jokes. I suffered through some long, badly told jokes that, to tell you the truth, I really didn’t understand. I prepared for my turn. I’ve heard thousands of jokes in my half century of life, but of course I can’t think of a one when others are waiting. Just in time I dug up a joke I learned as a kid, probably on a bus.

Little Jimmy needs to use the bathroom. He asks the teacher for permission while doing his bouncy “really have to go” dance. The teacher is very strict and makes Jimmy recite the ABC’s first. He sings the Alphabet Song leaving out the “p”—“. . . l, m, n, o, . . . q, r, s . . .” and so forth. “Very good Jimmy,” says the teacher, “but what happened to the P?” Jimmy responds, “It’s running down my leg.”

The joke was a big hit. After all, the joke had “pee” in it and my audience was mostly fourth and fifth grade boys. Unfortunately it was too big of a hit. It’s been two weeks and Fall Break and the kids still retell this joke every day about the time we hit the country. Today the boys, joined by the girls, sang it with real feeling.

I overheard one of the boys tell the others that his teacher had told him, “That’s not an appropriate joke.” Great, I thought. I have to remember that what’s spoken on the bus doesn’t stay on the bus. The next day another boy improved the joke. When asked where the P is Jimmy says, “It’s running down my left leg.” The boy explains that it’s funnier when it’s the left leg.

I never planned on being a bus driver. Who knew that bus driving would lead to a career as a comedian? Being a comedian isn’t so hard, especially on Bus 13. You only have to tell one joke, and only tell it once, and they laugh forever.

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Driving the Amusement Park

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I drove the Juab High School Marching Band to Lagoon last week. Lagoon is an amusement park in Utah. The band wasn’t there to perform; it was there to play. The amusement park was a reward for all the early morning practices and the many long, hot, hot, (did I say ‘hot’ yet?) parades.

Driving the Lagoon trip is a long day for the bus driver starting around 8 am and ending at midnight. I wasn’t scheduled to drive this trip initially. I requested it when my sons reminded me that they were in the band and would be going. My youngest son indicated in a roundabout way that he hoped I would be there to go on some of the scarier rides with him. I wanted to be there for him.

When we arrived the band director organized the kids into groups and assigned them chaperones to check-in with. Both my sons were assigned to groups. They ran off happily with their friends. I found myself on my own. I considered feeling sorry for myself, but then decided it was too nice a day for that. It was good knowing my boys were having a good time even if I wasn’t at the center of it. Besides, I am an avid people watcher and Lagoon is full of fascinating people.

I rode a few rides alone, but the ride I always enjoy most is the Skyride. It’s just a chair lift that carries you from one end of the theme park to the other. The fun part is that it takes you up to sixty feet above the ground and you float through the tree tops. I love the peace and quiet of the ride and the bird’s eye view. I also love the momentary contact with those individuals riding the other direction. For a moment it’s just you and them. It’s hard not to make eye contact.

“Hello, Sir,” one twelve year old girl said. An eight year old boy smiled and waved at me.

The most fun was when two young girls caught my eyes by giving me the fist-on-hand Rock, Paper, Scissors challenge sign. I took the challenge and lost. Not a word was said, but we exchanged smiles. Playing Rock, Paper, Scissors with complete strangers while passing each other sixty feet in the air brings me a joy.

At different times groups of the marching band recognized their bus driver from below and waved as they called out to me. I’ve driven these kids on other trips many times before.

It was in the afternoon that I ran into my son and his friends. Story had yet to find the courage to ride any of the big roller coasters. When he ran into me he said he was ready if I would come along. I was more than happy to be a part of the group. We rode Wicked first. It shoots you straight up. You go over the top and then go straight down. Then it’s on to tips and turns and a few rolls. After conquering that ride he was ready for all the other big rides. He couldn’t be stopped. I rode a few more rides with him until he didn’t need me anymore. I saw him in passing once or twice paired up with a female friend his age. He’s thirteen. I was happy to see him relaxed and having fun with a girl.

My older son, who has always hated the crowds at Lagoon, had a blast this time. It was some good band friends that made all the difference. I only glimpsed him once or twice the whole day. He was all smiles.

At 10 pm I went to the bus and waited. The kids arrived in twos and threes and fours exhausted, happy. It was a two hour drive home, but I didn’t mind. When I tell people I’m a school bus driver I see it in their eyes, How do you put up with those horrible kids? Let me tell you, the majority of them are not horrible. All the happy smiles and hellos I got in passing during the day, the thank yous as they got off the bus that night, make for a pleasant experience.

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The Last Girl on the Bus: Part 2

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About six years ago I wrote a blog post about the last girl on the bus. That was during my first six months as a bus driver when I was still a substitute. I can still see that girl’s face when she looked up at me from her book and surprised me by still being on the bus when I was checking for sleepers. That girl is gone now. She is married and school bus rides are long behind her. Other girls have taken her place on the bus. One gets off last.

Liesl just started riding the bus. Her mother moved to Nephi a few months into the school year and brought her two daughters with her. Liesl gets on in the dark of the winter mornings at the first stop. She rides for thirty miles and then gets off at the high school. In the afternoon she gets on at the high school, rides for thirty miles, and then gets off where she got on in the morning, only now it is the last stop.

Liesl could walk to school in much less time than it takes to ride the bus. She doesn’t because many parents today don’t believe it’s safe for their children to walk to school, and it’s probably also because kids today don’t see walking as a desirable thing to do. So, for whatever reason, Liesl takes a long ride morning and afternoon.

I certainly don’t mind having Liesl on the bus. I can’t think of any bus driver who wouldn’t classify her as the perfect passenger. Liesl is twelve years old and in 7^th grade. She is pretty with blue eyes and long brown hair. She takes care in the way she dresses. The way she walks reminds me of girls from the 1950’s who have been to a prep school—her back is straight and she carries her books in her arms up against her chest.

I notice that when Liesl gets off at the school in the morning she walks alone to the building. I take that as a sign of strength and independence. Most of the other girls who get off—good girls—walk in groups and might not know what to do if they found themselves alone. At night so many kids get on and the middle school that I often don’t see Liesl among the crowd.

It isn’t until the last eight to ten kids get off way out at the dairy that Liesl suddenly appears. When the last voice says good-bye to me I’ll see her get up out of the middle seats and move up to the seat right behind mine. I’m glad she does this because I often forget she is there. Once I was nearly back to the bus compound before I noticed her.

I typically have a bag of mini-candy bars on my bus as treats for kids who complete requirements for little games we play. I always have to resist the temptation to dig into those candy bars myself after I drop the final big group of kids at the dairy. Anymore, when it’s just Liesl and me on the five mile ride to her stop, I can’t resist pulling a couple of candy bars out and offering her one. To my delight she has the grace to happily accept. We don’t talk much because her voice is quiet and I can’t make out her words over the ruckus the bus makes. Instead, we drive in silence eating our chocolate until I pull up at The Last Stop. I usually call out “Last Stop” over the intercom even though she is the only one on the bus and sitting right behind me.

It usually takes her a few moments to gather her things after we stop. That’s because she is usually lost in a book or some content on her iPad and doesn’t realize we have arrived already. Then she will get up, give me a slight smile without quite meeting my eyes in the mirror, and start down the stairs. Even though she is only twelve, she is self-possessed and appears to feel quite mature. Her ‘hop’ off the bottom step to the road betrays the young girl she still is. She hops every time. In my rearview mirror, as I start to pull away, I see her make her way up the sidewalk to where she turns the corner.

She’ll grow up and move on into adulthood never realizing the dash of color she added to my life.

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Bus Driver Diaries: Breamly Smiles

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I didn’t meet her until three months of the school year had passed. It was about 6:50 am and very dark. She was lucky I saw her at all. If I had taken any other route to my first stop, as I sometimes do, I wouldn’t have noticed this little girl standing on the corner. Her mother was with her. I almost drove by them because they weren’t at the official stop; I wasn’t sure they were waiting for me. But then how many elementary children are waiting at the curb at 6: 50 am with an expectant look on their face?

I pulled over just in case it was me they were waiting for. It turns out they had just moved in to the basement apartment in the house on the corner and they wanted Breamly to take the bus to school. I explained to the mother where the stop actually was—a half block up the street—and that Breamly wouldn’t need to be at the stop for another hour. At the moment I was picking up high school students. The mother understood, but since Breamly was already up and ready she got on the bus and disappeared into the darkness behind me.

I continued on my way picking up mainly secondary school students on my long, winding country route. The sun was almost peeking over the mountain by the time I dropped the older students off at the high school. Next I drove back past Breamly’s house to the stop where fifteen elementary students were queuing up. After one more stop I drove them to their elementary school on the other side of town. It was 8:00 am when they filed off the bus at the school. I was turning to get out of my seat to check for any sleepers when I noticed Breamly standing quietly at my elbow.

“Do you know where the office is?” she asked in a small voice. I could barely hear her. Her green eyes looked frightened.

“What?” I said “Haven’t you been here before?”

She shook her head.

I didn’t understand. Had her mother really just sent her off on her own on her first day to a new school?

I could give her directions to walk around the school to the front doors. The office was just inside. Or I could get out of my seat and take her there myself. I was just getting up when two other of my riders came up to the front of the bus. It turns out they had been checking for sleepers for me. They had heard that she was looking for the office.

“She’s new here?” the sixth grader asked.

“Yes, and she needs to go to the office,” I said.

“Oh, we can take her there,” they responded. They were enthusiastic, maybe overly so. I noticed they were treating her with the care they would give a first grader even though Breamly was in third grade. Breamly was all smiles that night when got on the bus to go home.

In the afternoon I drop around forty-five other kids, including Breamly, at Breamly’s stop. Most of them walk down the street toward the back of the bus after they exit. Breamly walks up the street in front of the bus. She usually gains a half block on me while I wait for the last kid to hop out the door. Then I cruise slowly up the street until I pass Breamly and a few other kids who go that way, too.

I think it was Breamly who started it; she would smile and wave with an outstretched arm as I passed. At some point I started honking as I passed her—two short bursts of the air horn. She got to where she would pretend not to hear the bus coming until she heard the two blasts. Then she would turn, stretch out her arm in a graceful wave, and give me a smile that reminds me of the sunrise in the morning. I looked forward to that moment each afternoon.

Sometimes the rest of the kids were slow to get off the bus. They might stop to talk to me, complain, or tell me a story. When this happened Breamly would reach her home before I reached her. I would see her disappear down the stairs before I could honk for her. I would honk anyway as I passed her house in the hopes that she would hear and know I was thinking of her.

Suddenly, just last week, I noticed that Breamly wasn’t in the large group of kids getting off the bus at her stop.

“I wonder where Breamly is,” I said out loud as kids passed by my seat. One of them happened to hear me.

“Oh, Breamly moved,” he said.

My heart missed a beat at this news. I realized he must be right because I hadn’t seen her in the morning or night runs for a few days.

That street seems empty to me now. The sun doesn’t rise anymore in the afternoon. As I pass that basement door I can still feel the warmth as I remember her smile.

All is not lost. There are three other kids who walk the same direction that Breamly did. They are siblings. They always got off the bus quite a ways after Breamly and trailed her by quite a distance. One of them is in kindergarten. He will hear me coming and start to run up the road as if he is racing me. I will honk at him—two short blasts—as I pass. He will give me some body language that says, “Dang it, you beat me again,” and slow to a walk. It isn’t the sun rising, but it’s still fun.

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